08/14/2015

By Clint Jefferson

Bones meet Charger


Sheriff Tevin Bones stops at a farm in rural Lassen County, a long the banks of Susan River and talks with an old farmer.

He tells the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs."

The old farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

The Sheriff verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Sheriff’s Department with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the farmer.
"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the Sheriff running for
his life and close behind is the farmer's bull named Charger.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified...

The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge! Show him your badge...!".

Meanwhile, in dealing with all the corruption in  Lassen County...we have this to contend with...(sigh).

Former DA Burns has himself in a Pickle?